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1.
By The Onion 03:05
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[Intro] Stop bein' lazy Get yo' ass up You think the world owe you somethin'? Well take it then mufucka' [Verse 1] I don't need rest A nigga too restless Ima' milk this treasure chest Like it's two breasts And yall ain't fully developed Ya' prepubescent I see you got ya' degree But I got new lessons Who say you can't teach a old bitch Some new tricks? I'm lightin' up that old flame Wit' a new wick It's nine tails If I cop the chick a new whip And most these fuckas' talkin' Never really do shit But I know a few that follow through In all they movements That's who I move with Don't get confused with All of this FUD and FOMO Some roses bud in slow-mo And I'm Willin' to take a loss As long as it's a gain in total Now who look out for they dogs What Dorothy do for Toto? When they all went down to Oz I mean she could've got him somethin' He ain't get a bone or nothin' So Stay on ya toes like a bunion Take everything that's yours And don't expect nothin' comin' If you really think they owe you You make sure them fuckas' run it [Chorus] I make you motha' fuckas' run it I'm big steppin' out my dungeon I'm applyin' pressure when I come in You don't want smoke I got it by the onion I make you motha' fuckas' run it I'm big steppin' out my dungeon I'm applyin' pressure when I come in You don't want smoke I got it by the onion [Verse 2] It's gotten Hard to fall for love In middle school I used to fall for hugs By 21 I was Fuckin' bitches doin' awesome drugs I was in all the clubs I had some awesome plugs Was mostly high and drunk But Even sober I'm that motha' fucka' They say that when you get faded You show yo' true colors But how is that cause when shit fade It lose color Or maybe that's just A new color Ima' rub my eyes So they can adjust As I get high Off the cannabis And usually I'm very calm But I can erupt Remove yo' arms If you that you had a hand to bluff The flow is rare But God damn it's tough I hope you know What's all stake Niggas might eat yo' meal Before you know what's on yo' plate That's why I hustle hard And never put my faith in fate They say it's not a race But that's a trick to slow yo' pace I got my own tongue I gives a fuck about yo' taste If you ain't trynna' swallow You can take it in ya' face [Chorus] I make you motha' fuckas' run it I'm big steppin' out my dungeon I'm applyin' pressure when I come in You don't want smoke I got it by the onion I make you motha' fuckas' run it I'm big steppin' out my dungeon I'm applyin' pressure when I come in You don't want smoke I got it by the onion
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Nasty 02:15
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[Intro] It just gets better and better Every time I see it [Verse] I don't do bitches That don't do dishes And I like 'em nasty Like covid kisses You in the wrong city To be actin' like you sinless I poke holes in they weak excuses I'm the gimlet I'm all up in that bird Makin' gravy out her giblets I spent my younger years Bein' timid When my bitch tried to kill us both It sent me off the hinges Then I beat cancer And it made me more relentless You got a problem with my pimpin' Understand that first I'm bustin' off The same gun that used to jam at first I was trynna' Hold hands at first But my middle fingers won't go down So holdin' hands won't work It's a new tune Doin' the same dance won't work I've grown callous to the things That used to have me hurt I'm still half bezerk Fuck around I make it hard for you to breathe Like the air outside of planet earth Some people never get it 'til you fuck 'em wit' it And ima' keep on hittin' 'til you learn to love the feelin' I'll give you orgasms 'til we have an organism And I don't mind dippin' If I get bored wit' ya' But if we gettin' bags Then I go on tour wit' ya' I'll never let you settle If I see more in ya' I'm explorin' ya' Take a tour in ya' Open up ya' mind Like there's a door in ya' That's how I get a head start Always aim for the head part And kick yo' asshole through yo' mouth Make yo' neck fart Ding dong ditch At deaths door What the fuck You lookin' at the refs for? They know I fouled out I'm still in the game I'm plottin' on how to get to you It's millions of ways See I ain't gon' lie to you I been itchin' to fade And I'm trippin' out on purpose Just to give you a shave I promise ain't much talkin' At my barber shop baby A lotta' heads gettin' Chopped baby Ima' crop myself out They try to frame me Wit' no hands some fuckas' Still try to point and blame me And lately I been acceptin' the blame that ain't me Cause I ain't trynna' argue wit' You stupid motha' fuckas' mainly Don't let me out the cage if I'm angry A kilo of ketamine couldn't tame me I'm foamin' at the mouth I'm full of rabies I like fa' sho' pussy I don't fuck wit' maybes I see legions of broke bitches All screamin' save me Shit I seen what happened to Jesus You ain't 'bout to hang me Or cross me They been talkin' in circles For so long they lost me Once I turn 'em on I can't get 'em off me So I'm just killin' 'em softly If you ain't got no business bitch Quit actin' bossy I'm 'bout to ball out Hoe I got the rock Like that dude from Marcy
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Frontin 02:54
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[Verse 1] Ima' have to let this bitch know That she just that So why you act Like you anything but that? Shit you best be careful trynna' fuck me Cause I fuck back This is yo' demise baby This ain't just no rough patch You need solitude Then grab yo' pillow hug that You got issues I just shrug at I can get you loose From where you stuck at And I'm not just actin' hoe I really am above that I'm trynna' live my life drama free Though I ain't from that I took a stance When all these lazy fucks was on they nut sacks If they make it to the endzone It's only for a touchback And certain niggas askin' me for peace Should know it's fuck that I want my lunch money And my lunch back Middle fingers up like fuck rap The gift is unwrapped Around my dick I make That bitch's tongue run laps She gotta' break me though I call that shit income tax Here's a fun fact I got that money on my mind And I ain't sufferin' one lapse [Chorus] I let it come to me I'm chasin' after nothin' I'm Laced up they laced wigs They all frontin ahh I let it come to me I'm chasin' after nothin' I'm Laced up they laced wigs [Verse 2] I lay down the law And now she used to servin' me Ima' take yo' baby from the nursery Break the bitch and You might just get served a piece Ima' get my cut and I'm not sewin' up the surgery Love is just a word to me Until you show me actions Ain't no curbin' me I'm quick to let you go If you burden me Purposely I'm not takin' chances It's for sure to me You won't find no pussy Or no purr in me Figure out just how I mix Before you get to stirrin' me I'll be in yo' head Just like yo therapy Or therapist I go ludicrous if you disturb the peace Currently it's jet life I'm comin' up with currency I'm at this rap shit fervently And my hoes hand they purse to me They ain't gotta twerk for me But If I ask them for the world Then they gone bring the earth to me I ain't got no job But I make sure everything work for me I see you trynna ride my wave Well come on baby surf for me [Chorus] I let it come to me I'm chasin' after nothin' I'm Laced up they laced wigs They all frontin ahh I let it come to me I'm chasin' after nothin' I'm Laced up they laced wigs They all frontin ahh
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What To Do 02:39
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[Verse 1] Bitch you ain't the one I don't do a thang singular All off in the game and if you choke Ima' strangle ya' I give it to you straight up I'm never angular Angels never fall out of heaven Only Satan does I ain't with that weak Compliment bullshit I give the word Like I'm standin' at the pulpit She got it down to the letter That's a good bitch Blow a dick Like a rapper she got good spit Nowadays I'm comin' with Nothin' short of amazin' And I ain't puttin' out no fires I'm fannin' the flame in They trynna' get me out the game I'm so flagrant But just like them hardwood floors Baby I'm stayin' in And yo' bitch a cum freak I oughta' let you know It's sad cause she broke The only thing she buy is sexual And she let the homies hit for free She history If you can't get it from her You should go on give that bitch to me [Chorus] I know what to do wit' her I know what to do wit' her I know what to do I know what to do wit' her I know what to do wit' her I know what to do I know what to do wit' her I know what to do wit' her I know what to do I know what to do wit' her I know what to do wit' her I know what to [Verse 2] Don't you lie to me baby I lie much better And it hurt worse Don't make me turn into that fallen angel From the first verse I might catch a body then Catch a ride in your hearse Ima' get to the bag Like I am grabbin' your purse Once I get up in it I'm committed it's a murder Though she got curves She hard headed ima' curve her I put my hands on her Then she move like a cursor She listenin' to so far gone I take it further You gon' thank me later For my nurture I feed you and take care of you I'm gerber You get with one 'nem lames And realize nothin' is the same The writing's on the wall But if you readin' it's too late And what a time to be alive With some views like mine Though I'm killin' shit It just give me more life I bring the enemy to me I'm scorpion in this fight Find a boy for ya' lovin' I'm pimpin' it's certified [Chorus] I know what to do I know what to do I know what to do wit' her I know what to do wit' her I know what to do I know what to do wit' her I know what to do wit' her I know what to
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Blackin 02:41
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[Verse 1] I'm stayin ducked off Baby I'm what's quackin' I'm what's happenin' You what's happened You just another Cum stain on the mattress I do backflips When I see 'em start they mental gymanstics Baby you should be a medalist You at Olympic level I know what evil is All of my friends was devils You know how high I get I'm all up in the treble I got some badder bitches They all up into trouble I got some family That may claim to love me But mostly they been Strange and ugly And like yo' pedo' uncle They just trynna' touch me I'm 'bout my Benjamins Just call me Bugsy I work out every day But I want my money fat and chunky I run it up And no you won't outrun me I shoot my shot I bet you can't outgun me You hit this bowl You coughin' up a lung g And yo' tongue b I'm gettin' blew by a red head white bitch Like I love my country [Chorus] I am Seldom distracted I know what the facts is I might Sell it to you but ima' tax it If I say it baby ima' back it They inactive I'm in action I'm slappin' like the back of my hand Hoe I be blackin' I am Seldom distracted I know what the facts is I might Sell it to you but ima' tax it If I say it baby ima' back it They inactive I'm in action I'm slappin' like the back of my hand Hoe I be blackin' [Verse 2] I used to be good I smoked an o and now I'm God I could be wrong but look I'm just as high I don't believe in justice systems Just in justice I Got some fuckas' who did me dirty They got washed and dried Quit bein' petty Say what's on yo' mind You just complainin' 'bout The sun and the way it shine I understand that all things Got they place and time I don't complain I just Jump up in the sky and make it mine You cuttin' up I take yo' knife away I told you hoes play nice today You dyin' for some drama Well I might take yo' life today Say everything you'd like to say It's a open mic today But once I take the floor I use you like a mop and wipe away I get that stage clean enough To pass a white glove I got this shit wrapped Like a tight hug Jog yo' memory Just like a light run Forgot that I'm the truth Well here's the proof bitch I'll remind ya' I'm up yo' ass Like we matched on grinda' My wrist watch is stuck on 12 Baby the time's up I don't get distracted I got blindas' Like nobody scored in OT I got it tied up And I got all this shit on lock Bitch I'm a diapa'
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Like Me 02:54
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[Verse 1] I just ate these mushed up chocolates Don't fuck with my vibe Somehow my ego died But my pride is still alive Some try to chase the high But this is one hell of a climb You trynna' find yo' self But it feel like you lost yo' mind Let's jump off The edge of the earth Didn't know where We was headed at first I'm bout to eat But my head on dessert Then I fall back Like a arm full of work Fly in this bitch I stay calm and I perch Head on a swivel Surveyin' my turf I will get all That I feel I deserve And if I want I'll take bites off of yours You cannot stop me Or block me I feel like I want it then Ain't no more talky I pull out my dick And I'm ready to fuck this shit up Why you think I'm so cocky? I was in back of the line But I'm movin' my way Up in front everybody Watch how I'm whippin my wrist Like a room full of coke Bitch I'm rockin' the party I neva' step on it You get it raw I came to milk it Like what's in a bra I am not comin' up short I'm too tall They see the city lights They be in awe They see the flash And ignore all the flaws Love the effects Without knowin the cause But if you look underneath the tree You see some niggas like me [Chorus] Like me Like you Like me Like me Like you Like you Like me Like me Like [Verse 2] All of my bitches gorgeous Flawless and jawless I promise the ride's phenomenal Regardless of mileage I been on my island so long I got used to the silence They been gassin' you up so long You ain't used to a solid She think that she fallin' in love I tell her to hold on the bannister Cause bitch if you fall anywhere Then I am not liftin' or catchin' ya' If I'm not a pimp I'm a manager You don't leave a dent Ima' damage her I got her spellin' my name on my dick And she rollin' the r's Like it's Spanish bruh I'm like Aladdin I take a ride on the carpet it's magic Don't ask me what's good Bitch I want it the baddest Like I never had it She all in my mix Like she part of the track All on my balls Like she part of the sack If she got money She partin' with that If not I step back I'm so Harden with that I'm hittin' my shots And I get to the line Know how to pass 'em And pick up a dime Even if blind She feel the steel Then I'm still on her mind I feel like she owe me cause All of the ism's I give her They fillin' her mind Pay attention bitch if I said it once Then you better treat it Like it's millions of times [Chorus] Like me Like you Like me Like me Like you Like you Like me Like me Like we
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Example 02:14
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[Verse 1] Like pickin' it up Right where I left it off at I know a check point If you ain't a leader Show me where yo boss at The one signin' yo checks boy See I ain't got time to be arguin' With line staff Show me the owner You can't box me in wit' yo' games Baby this isn't minecraft Nor is it DOTA If you need a hero Then go get a soldier I'm just a flower Bitch go build a boat up I'm into pimpin' And poppin' my cola Oh I mean collar Hoe I am colder She get around me she hot But she froze up I'm in the passenger Kickin' my toes up When you in the dark It ain't hard to glow up I am not kiddin' Look you need to grow up I break 'em rapidly No comin' back from it They don't talk back to me That shit is blasphemy I am so high I'm your highness or majesty And if ya' pass on me Oh what a tragedy Be careful of what you dish out You gettin' that plate Thrown right back in ya' face I hope you enjoyin' the taste Cause when I threw it back That fucka' was laced You cannot fuck with me Baby I'm chaste Protected by the hedge of God And His Grace One of you devils go on get in my way Ima' make you an example today [Chorus] Ima' make you an example today Ima' make you an example today Ima' make you an example today Ima' make you an example today [Verse 2] I don't take breaks Cause I want the whole thang Bitch go on and give me mine See I get to hustlin' Cause I'm in a rush You act like it's plenty time You know that I'm eatin' If I'm in a crunch I chew through the finish line I throw on these bars And I handle the beat On my flow it'll ship in time I do not get nervous I do no get giddy I run up the money And run through the city I'm holdin' these hundreds You pitchin' yo' pennies Now in what way Is you fuckin' with me? Isn't it obvious I got appeal like I'm Morpheus I got the flo' like a lobbyist She suckin' dick like the sloppyist I know she pro but She say she a hobbyist She wanna' keep it anonymous She in the dark And I'm ominous Long as we gettin' this paper together Then I do not See what the problem is
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Garry's Ghost 02:35
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[Verse] I throw my guesses And get very close I mean scary close I'm in the future wit' it I am actually Garry's ghost It's deja vu bitch I'm not rich but barely broke And we talkin' 'bout firearms If I ever choked This ain't no movie But life is stranger than fiction truly I hope that you believe In ghosts and ghoulies Some of these demons Leave you doped and drooly They hot headed Ain't no way to cool it Look they the actual ones They don't just act a fool bitch Man that shit is ludicrous They playin' for high stakes And only fuck with Ruth Chris I call my boo bitch Sing to her like Michael Bublé She spin my balls around her tongue Like a game of roulette You trynna fuck Off top you gon' have to pay If you ain't really ballin' nigga You just playin' 2k Anyone could make a move Fucka' what yo' move make? She want a boob job So she went and made some boob bank What a good's a snake Without no venom in 'em That's a constrictor I don't need constriction Don't get convicted But I need conviction I would give you my heart That's if that shit existed And if I ever Shoot a shot and miss it I beat yo' ass and get that ball back Until I hit it I kill and I can't quit it I look the judge up in his eyes And said I fuckin' did it And I still got acquitted Shit I don't fuckin' get it But I live my life behind bars So I guess it's no different Look half the dope shit I've done I forgot and don't mention it Man I don't really know what's been Unless it's Benjamin That truth be hard for 'em to swallow Like a scoop of cinnamon They'd rather eat the fiction You can't make me nothin' Just pay me somethin' I don't attend pity parties That ain't my kinda' function I get the munchies And start munchin' munchkins I go bananas by the bunches Throw everything not nailed to the ground And y'all still throwin' punches I'm not the one to fuck wit' I touch you like yo' uncle Except you not gon' love it The other difference is I do it all in public I'm hittin' buckets They whip is bucket My current aim is endless budget I'm never goin' broke I'm breakin' somethin' Beatin' pussies And ain't no HR they can take it up with I drop my shit It start to stankin' up quit Look while you on it You should play with my dick Lil bitch [Outro] You're out of your fuckin' mind
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The Baddest 02:20
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[Intro] He's losing his mind They tell me The good die young Hm Okay Well then And I'm reaping all the benefits [Verse] Look I started off with dope in my veins Rock cocaine From the umbilical cord Straight to my brain And bein' born as high as I was My tolerance is fucked I don't suggest you try my drugs You might just OD I'm zooted like a OG And I don't know what hope be Bitch I be on my grind I do not believe in hopefully Dick longer than Moby And the way I whip it Turn you Kuntas into Toby Yea Come and rumble in my jungle Bitch I'm Mowgli I don't just aim to hurt you I come to destroy you totally I get these bugs the fuck out my garden Like Charles Oakley I'm James Dolan I'm packin' bowls Cause I hate rollin' I'm gettin' lifted like spirits On early Sunday mornins' And I work hard for everything Of which I wasn't born with I bet the way I paint a picture Got you drawn in And you won't know it's you Until I'm finished it ain't dawnin' The way I stroke is Van Goghish Smooth as hand lotion I flex on you I'm jacked Like up and down hand motions And Trade tracks slap Like them bitches hambonin' I came to stop you pussies up I put the tampon in I never really worry I just find an advantage And I never really hurry Take my time and I plan it I'm somewhere in outer space I know I might seem outlandish I got so good at what I do Some people call me the baddest [Outro] Do you believe? And if you don't Are you ready?
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Spiritual 02:40
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[Verse 1] Life come at you fast as Virgin phallus We ain't got the same taste I got a different pallate The bread's all the same But I make a different sandwich I ask for it Then you better have it I treat that money like Trump do pussy Bitch ima' grab it We all lost souls in Atlantis I went to college off scholarships And took it for granted I passed every class Three years in I left class stranded And with no degree The strip was my internship I realized as a rebel I ain't really learn shit Now I'm runnin' with the devil Matter fact I'm full sprint He be runnin' out of breath I let him catch up real quick like We runnin' buddies baby I would never leave you A lot of people think you evil They really fear you But a nigga like me pity you And shed tears too They only scared of the reflection That they see in you [Chorus] I'm pushin' forward baby I don't wait for miracles I feel it in my spirit bitches This is spiritual It's God given That's what all them devils Fear it fo' I feel it in my spirit bitches This is spiritual I'm pushin' forward baby I don't wait for miracles I feel it in my spirit bitches This is spiritual It's God given But I bet you devils Feel me though I feel it in my spirit bitches This is spiritual [Verse 2] When I was lovey dovey Bitches barely wanna touch me I got ugly things got comfy They want that drama Before they was actin' funny No stand up Now I break them whores for they money I tax 'em And I don't really do no half efforts Even if I'm missin' limbs Ain't no half steppin I drop bombs And they lack weapons I got to work While they ass slept in I stay ten toes and They don't know where they headed I drop the pin For those with no direction I'm off the top And they all headless They virtue signal Like they on Reddit They all ethics If you let 'em tell it Mad at the stars Cause they not stellar I keep eatin When I'm all fed up But in ya' face Let my nuts bless ya' I ain't goin back and forth With you tongue wrestlers You just bein' facetious With ya' dumb questions [Chorus] I'm pushin' forward baby I don't wait for miracles I feel it in my spirit bitches This is spiritual It's God given That's what all them devils Fear it fo' I feel it in my spirit bitches This is spiritual I'm pushin' forward baby I don't wait for miracles I feel it in my spirit bitches This is spiritual It's God given But I bet you devils Feel me though I feel it in my spirit bitches This is spiritual

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